Money, what is it really?

There's more to life than work.

Yeah you need money, this whole fucking world revolves around money but money doesn't make it spin.

You're a slave to money then you die.

Pretty fucking sad.

Sure you've got the cars and the house and all those material things that mean absolutely fuck all. They're all fine and dandy until you want an énsuite and a sauna room or a new £60k car cos Rob from the office has new wheels.

But that time you did the eight mile hike up the Na Pali Coast- that, that's fucking priceless. (Yeah you had to pay for flights but you don't get everything for free.)

However, those people that tell you that you don't get nothing for free, they're not trying. Words are magic. They change how people think and how they feel. Words are a great tool of manipulation and if you learn the art of word smithery, you're on your way.

Follow me now.